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crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

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bl-ushed:

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

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  • Baby: m...m...mmmm
  • Mom: What is it sweetie?
  • Baby: mmm
  • Mom: Mama? Is it Mama?
  • Baby: MMMMMMMM WHATCHYA SAAAAAYYYY

they-chose-family:

precarioussanity:

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

I read this post and thought “haha yeah that would be scary” and then heard a baby laughing and FREAKED OUT AND ALMOST STARTED CRYING. I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED.

I FORGOT I HAVE A ONE YEAR OLD.

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